I have no idea what day of the week it is, but I know which port it is. So my week becomes Long Beach, Catalina Island, Ensenada, Sea day, Long Beach, Sea Day, Ensenada, Long Beach.
Taking a bath is a luxury.
I talk about hours off, not days off
I turn on the TV in the morning to see what the weather outside is like
Finding 10 minutes alone requires going to the bathroom
Arriving in a new port means finding the closest free wifi
Lunch and dinner breaks = nap time
Working less than 10 hours a day is considered a short day
I can safely assume there will be white rice with every meal
I can go a whole week without seeing real daylight or breathing fresh air. I hate port manning.
Eating a full meal at 1am is considered normal
It is entirely possible that I will die getting in or out of bed. I am on the top bunk and the ladder is treacherous.